tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291359421022220373.post3740739494783796178..comments2007-11-29T14:11:10.976+11:00Capital Ideas Australiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13454026865879972760noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291359421022220373.post-43265759396020939412007-11-27T04:16:00.000+11:002007-11-27T04:16:00.000+11:00how up yer alley is this?<BR/><BR/>http://www.thingstolookat.com/calendar/typingisnotactivismhttp://typingisnotactivism.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291359421022220373.post-50720665746780902332007-11-18T18:41:00.000+11:002007-11-18T18:41:00.000+11:00Really? Cross your heart & promise? I'm scared. Why am I so scared?Capital Ideas Australiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13454026865879972760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5291359421022220373.post-66460968853850920972007-11-18T01:49:00.000+11:002007-11-18T01:49:00.000+11:00top 10 things that could see John Hardwod win the election:<BR/><BR/>10. Terrorist attack that kills the entire ALP frontbench<BR/>9. Terrorist attack that kills no more than 4 COALition ministers<BR/>8. Peter Garrett mistakenly treats an on-air phone call from Alan Jones as a jocular morning chat<BR/>7. Kevin Rudd beats an orphaned Sudanese child to death on Foxtel while wearing nothing but a bright blue rubber thong, one sock, and singing the national anthem to the tune of Anarchy In The UK (though this would obviously boost his profile in some demographics).<BR/>6. Everyone in Australia dies from a virus that kills everything except News Limited journalists. They are abandoned by their anuses who go on to establish a government whose first measure is to have all visitors to Australia stitch their arseholes shut and shit out their necks. The only people not inconvenienced by this decree are the News Ltd journalists. They are well accustomed to shitting out their necks, although without their anuses they keep losing their car keys, phones, and microwave meals-for-one.<BR/>5. . . . your turnHarry Shortzhttp://typingisnotactivism.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com