ART JAM

Thank you to all the arty party people who came to our first jam session - some of the work was really amazing, it was delightful to see the wild & wacky wonders conjured up. I felt humbled & impressed.
Of course there is no need to feel too intimidated to have a go yourself because some of the work was quite crappy too ;)

The 'secret ingedient' was a condom which Mzzz Erin Tasmania originally thought was a bit naff but then considered it carefully & decided it was actually genius. So, if you reckon it's naff at the moment you can rest assured that you are wrong. Right? Right.

The competition was fierce, the judges were fierce (but fair-ish) Mzzz Tassie & HaHa were fabulously fierce & the fact the second place went to a piece of wearable art modelled by a handsome semi-naked lad wrapped in gladwrap had NOTHING to do with the judging panel being stacked with gay men.The Best in Show winner was unfazed that the canvases had all been nabbed before her arrival - she painted on her preggas belly instead & the sweetest little moustached condom man snapped up third place & the people's choice award.

Congratulations winners!

& all the rest of you - you were robbed. ROBBED!

Because it was so much goodness we're going to do it all again (& again & again & again) every Saturday arvo at Section 8 Container Bar, Tattersalls lane, Melbourne

This Saturday we'll have a whole new swag of art stuff to play with & feature artist Rachael Jessie-Rae will show you that you don't have to be a drag queen to have fun with glitter.http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=8109712299

If you want more info send me some mailxxxcasey

I'm having a nap

shhh.

Night Market Monday at Section 8

yarrrr

♥ JOY ♥

by Jamin
www.jamin.com.au

Orstrayliana Election Day Extravaganza

As the nation holds its breath to see if regime change will be delivered Cap Ideas is headed down to Section 8 for a day of festivities to celebrate all that is Aussie & all that is oy oy

Go vote at the booths cnr. Swanston & Collins st then come to Section 8 for:

Regime change shenanigans

featuring:

Treetops
Made For Chickens by Robots
John Howard Ladies Auxiliary Fan Club - pushing the race card
Julie "Aussie Jules" Jules dunk - fluoro green candydate dancing for her people
Baboon Brothers
Casionova
Stevie Irwin will descend from the heavens for a rematch with the stingray
Political Arrrt
Howard & Rudd Pinatas - who will crack first?
Radical Housewives Baking Club & Terrorist Society presenting tasty MUFFins
Howard cumrags for all early-cummers
BBQ
Plus a BIG telly to broadcast the nail-biting excitement live
Election colouring in books
Spit the Howard dummy pacifier-spit contest - with great prizes including a fairer distribution of wealth, better health care, education & environmental protection plus a nifty t-shirt.
& more

Free!!

Did we say it's free? 'Cos it is - FREEEEE!!!!

11:30am 'till late

Section 8 Container Bar, 27-29 Tattersalls Lane City (next to Shanghai Dumpling)


(free)

The Pace of Change in Australia: a Snail Race

The official alternative to the Melbourne Cup seeing as all the horses are sick

from midday
Section 8 Bar - Tattersals lane, next to Shanghai Dumpling

Be sure not to miss the most exciting sporting/social event of the year!
Australia's top racing snails will battle it out in a race to the death! Only the winner will survive - the rest will be squished & fed to a chook.

Julie 'Aussie Jules' Dunk will do a dance!
Musos will muse!
The barbie will burn & the snails will achieve death or glory.
Plus we'll have a big screen so you can watch the horsies sneeze around the track, if you're into that kind of thing... (& provided we can get reception - otherwise we'll have the radio on & will illustrate the excitement through the powerful art of interpretive dance)

The stables are bristling with talented molluscs, we've got:

Rudd, Howard, Dick Smith, Ned Kelly, Steve Irwin, The Stingray, Slim Dusty, Cathy Freeman, Bob Brown, Ben Cousins, Moonface, Delta, Pauline Hanson, David Oldfield, Allan Jones, Kamal, Rupert Murdoch, Bindi Irwin, The ghost of Crazy John, Kylie Minogue, Kyle Sandilands, Lindy Chaimberlain, The Dingo, & John So.

Snails can be purchased for $5 a pop with all profits going to the Aussie Jules campaign. The winning steed will be presented to its new owner along with a nifty trophy.

Entertainment kicks off at midday with the race being held at 2:30 sharp. Get there on time as it promises to be a lightning swift event.

Ladies & gents wear your finest fascinators please as there will be an award for best dressed.

B.Y.O. snags. Escargot will be provided.

To reserve a snail contact capitalideas2007@gmail.com

Bring on Movember

I hope all you fellas are getting ready to throw out your razors for Movember 'cos I want to be having this much fun in a month's time...



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