Dream of becoming a terrorist but don't have time for years of rigorous training in an Al Qaeda boot camp? Intrigued by the explosive terrorism lifestyle but feel held back by your pacifist beliefs? Fret not! Capital Ideas has the answer for you! We firmly believe that everybody has the potential to be labelled a terrorist - it's just about tapping into that potential and the good news is - it's easy!
In fact - you may already be a terrorist.
Have you ever given a sim-card to an acquaintance? How about a notepad? A pen? Think carefully now: have you ever given a pen to anybody?
So long as that pen finds its way into the possession of a terrorist suspect (& the list of suspects is expanding exponentially by the day) then you will have achieved your goal of being seen to aid a terrorist organisation.
Capital Ideas predict that within five years all Australians will be involved in terrorism under it's current definition (except perhaps for Costello who is careful to never give anything to anyone).
So don't delay! Be 'reckless' - give a pen to a stranger today!
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I have both given and taken pens and I'm PROUD!
(Hi ASIO)
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