Which one of these Australians is famous for playing cricket?
To be fair not all the questions are so innane. There is one about Australian flowers. We like flowers. They are pretty.
Indeed some of the questions, well they just don't go far enough.
One question asks potential citizens to recite a line from the national anthem. What bloody use is that? Sure, they may be able to quote the words, but can they sing it?
& can they sing it in tune? & can they sing it in tune whilst doing a dance, accompaning themselves with a largerphone & wearing in their hair a sprig of whatever the hell our national flora is?
That's what we'd like to know.