As the nation holds its breath to see if regime change will be delivered Cap Ideas is headed down to Section 8 for a day of festivities to celebrate all that is Aussie & all that is oy oy
Go vote at the booths cnr. Swanston & Collins st then come to Section 8 for:
Regime change shenanigans
featuring:Treetops
Made For Chickens by Robots
John Howard Ladies Auxiliary Fan Club - pushing the race card
Julie "Aussie Jules" Jules dunk - fluoro green candydate dancing for her people
Baboon Brothers
Casionova
Stevie Irwin will descend from the heavens for a rematch with the stingray
Political Arrrt
Howard & Rudd Pinatas - who will crack first?
Radical Housewives Baking Club & Terrorist Society presenting tasty MUFFins
Howard cumrags for all early-cummers
BBQ
Plus a BIG telly to broadcast the nail-biting excitement live
Election colouring in books
Spit the Howard dummy pacifier-spit contest - with great prizes including a fairer distribution of wealth, better health care, education & environmental protection plus a nifty t-shirt.
& more
Free!!
Did we say it's free? 'Cos it is - FREEEEE!!!!
11:30am 'till late
Section 8 Container Bar, 27-29 Tattersalls Lane City (next to Shanghai Dumpling)
(free)
3 comments:
top 10 things that could see John Hardwod win the election:
10. Terrorist attack that kills the entire ALP frontbench
9. Terrorist attack that kills no more than 4 COALition ministers
8. Peter Garrett mistakenly treats an on-air phone call from Alan Jones as a jocular morning chat
7. Kevin Rudd beats an orphaned Sudanese child to death on Foxtel while wearing nothing but a bright blue rubber thong, one sock, and singing the national anthem to the tune of Anarchy In The UK (though this would obviously boost his profile in some demographics).
6. Everyone in Australia dies from a virus that kills everything except News Limited journalists. They are abandoned by their anuses who go on to establish a government whose first measure is to have all visitors to Australia stitch their arseholes shut and shit out their necks. The only people not inconvenienced by this decree are the News Ltd journalists. They are well accustomed to shitting out their necks, although without their anuses they keep losing their car keys, phones, and microwave meals-for-one.
5. . . . your turn
Really? Cross your heart & promise? I'm scared. Why am I so scared?
how up yer alley is this?
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