I was reading the paper this morning & couldn't help remarking on a headline that said Shane Warne & Simone are calling it quits "forever". 'Forever' is such a dramatic term. At least they didn't say "forever & ever & ever".
The young gentleman drinking coffee with me said "he sent a text message to her by accident".
I laughed. You see, I thought he'd made a joke. I thought he'd told me a hilarious joke.
he hadn't.
Warney did indeed send a text message meant for his new lover to his wife.
Oh Shane - don't you ever stop texting - blessings to you & your over-active thumbs x.
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someone should send him one of those finger trap devices, could save him a lot of heartache.
Heartache? Has Warnie got a heart to ache? He may ache in another part of his anatomy - and thinks with it as well! Let's spare his fingers for his bowling. I would suggest a chastity belt.
would make a great float for Mardi Gras, "come on over baby, my backdoor's open".
just have to ignore that the rest of the message said "1 <3 slppng ur 80085 wth m 4skn"
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