Friday, September 7, 2007

Aussie Jules stands firm on sauce

In one of the first tests of her character in this electoral campaign Ms. Julie 'Aussie Jules' Dunk has shown herself to be a strong & determined candidate. As news broke today that squirting tomato sauce is now considered a terrorist offence Ms. Dunk refused to back down from her staunchly pro-sauce position.



Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with Ms. Dunk on the matter or view the rest of her policies & contact her directly here

3 comments:

kiki said...

i will also aid you in this protest!

i will now squeeze as many long, thick squirtable objects as often as i can

Capital Ideas Australia said...

bless you, kiki - it's exciting that we can all pull together on this

Anonymous said...

goddamit - no wonder my pies taste funny - i've been squeezing sores on them. . . . sauce? bugger.

pleez to come an check out photo montague from the bollocking thingy in skidnee. you maybe like some expressions of opinionation that you find from crowd. send people you don't like and whatever guttertrash you find lodged in your cookies for to wait on slow scroll speeds. yes. fun for everyone.