Thursday, August 16, 2007

Bob will you marry us?

We would turn for Bob. & we are aware that for much of the Cap Ideas team this would require a change of gender not just orientation. But we LOVES him.





Bob. a seemingly lone voice against the horrors in the N.T.



http://www.bobbrown.org.au/500_parliament_sub.php?deptItemID=85

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quick, call the National Security Hotline before Bob has completely broken down your defenseseses!

How bad are those stew-pid fucking ads. What gets me, apart from the whole fucking Orwell-on-crack concept, is the Shazza Bogan on the phone saying "Well, the name on his passport doesn't match his credit card." How's she to know? Unless. . . the federal government is advertising that people should use the privileged access they get to people's private property through their work to spy on them and then report supposedly private transactions to the government!
Aaaaawesome.

We don't need Bob to bring peace to Australia. Just reelect John and ion 4 more years there'll be nothing but nosey, fearful, racist conservative Christians all shitting in each other's mouths and no ideological opponents within pissing distance to start a race/class/ideas war. Thank fuck!! I'm sooooo fucking sick of the sound of us fucking complaining all the time. It's like the fucking UN with us around. Human rights this, international law that, religious freedoms and some shit about nuclear non-proliferation blah blah blah.

I reckon Bob should jump out of a 48 year old woman, kiss Mark Philipoussis on the tongue, and then bulldoze Kirribilli house. That would make my millenia.

FYI.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure whether I get Hugh's point or not - all I know is: Bob is beautiful! (and all the good one's are either married or gay)

Capital Ideas Australia said...

you're probably not spending enough time in front of commercial telly if you're not understanding the 48yo woman pashing the big Poo reference, doublem, trust us - you'll be much happier keeping it that way.
But yes - Bob: *sigh*
Of course, even if we were to make drastic self adjustments & somehow pry Mr Brown from the arms of his long-term partner (lucky bloke)we would still not be allowed to wed him in this archaic hick country country that forbids such unions.

Ah! Star-crossed doomed love - we shall have to continue to adore from afar.