Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Liberal research finds Howy Old & Dishonest

You mean they are only just realising this now? Add waaaaaay out of touch to the list, please.

*Breaking News!! Capital Ideas has just been informed of the contents of a footnote to the research dossier. It reads: 'Tuesday invariably follows Monday, fire is hot & Today Tonight is achingly offensive to all who have souls'. Hmmm, enlightening folk those Lib researchers.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You could also add that John Howard will kick the bucket one day. It's another comforting certainty.

Anonymous said...

With respect, children - there is no shame in being old (you can look forward to attaining that state yourselves - IF you're lucky) You seem to be admirably aware in the sexist/racist etc departments - a little bit of conciousness-raising in the ageist department seems in order. Now, to grow old with one's honesty intact, THERE'S a challenge!

Capital Ideas Australia said...

Cap Ideas is certainly making no negative judgment on H's age (though it appears the lib researchers are). He is getting on. Fine by us. He's a lucky bugger & we hope he's very thankful. Especially as the average Indigenous man only lives to 57. Fifty-Seven. That's a decade so far of 'lucky' white life for Howard.