Saturday, August 4, 2007

Sisters cum to the party


Howard swallows our pride

Capital Ideas have received enqiries recently from women interested in acquiring a cumrag but concerned that they may not find them as useful as a man would.
The ladies at Capital Ideas HQ would like to assure our sisters out there that we have found the cumrags very handy indeed. We believe that everybody in the community, in matters both sexual and political, can sometimes find themselves slip-sliding out of control. Our Howard cumrags are great for anyone who wants to get a grip on the situation.

So - are the cumrags suitable for both genders? In the words of one CapIdeas Fluffer Woman:
"Yes, yeees, yesyesyesyesyes Oh. God. Yes YES YEss!!!! mmm yes."

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